I'm a female named Alyssa. I'm just here and not really sure what I'm doing.

12th April 2014

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rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

12th April 2014

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thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

image

omg her peace sign lowering in shame

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12th April 2014

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ugliest-casanova:

It’s dangerous to go alone, TAKE THIS

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12th April 2014

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whereismikejones:

One time I was texting this girl I liked, and I tried to write “I want to see you doe.” but my phone changed “doe” to “die”

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12th April 2014

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3AM: the time to miss people who don’t miss you.
— Ten Word Story #11 - Ming D. Liu (via mingdliu)

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12th April 2014

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Watch Harry judd get naked behind the scenes on Attitude shoot. x

oh my god.. .this is fantastic….

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12th April 2014

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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

ditto

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12th April 2014

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majesty:

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majesty:

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12th April 2014

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monobeartheater:

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

yeah and its still a living thing are you the kind of person who pulls the legs off of ants or steps on snails on purpose jackass?

monobeartheater:

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

yeah and its still a living thing are you the kind of person who pulls the legs off of ants or steps on snails on purpose jackass?

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12th April 2014

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how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

this is legit

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